There is no trouble with squirrels, really. Some scientists have noted a correlation between loss of bird seed and squirrel infestation in a woodland community. This is backed by four hours of tedious research. My article has been commissioned by the President of Animals to be written soon.
This is day two of the expedition, and I have decided to quit and live out the rest of my days eating and storing acorns in trees.
The End.
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